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Sep 20, 2014 / 379,100 notes

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Sep 20, 2014 / 359,726 notes

ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

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Sep 20, 2014 / 51,121 notes

punibuni:

Pre-friendship:

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Stage one of friendship:

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Stage two of friendship:

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Final stage:

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*Exceptions exist

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Sep 20, 2014 / 89,435 notes

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

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Sep 20, 2014 / 8,973 notes

poolharry:

This is my legacy

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Sep 20, 2014 / 440,478 notes

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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Sep 20, 2014 / 75,502 notes
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Sep 20, 2014 / 51,248 notes

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

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the-darkest-of-lights:

the-darkest-of-lights:

Creating a sigil
 A sigil magick is a symbol that you creat that carries your will. For example in this tutorial the sigil will bring bravery.
 1. Write out your intention
"I will be brave"
 2. Remove all repeating letters
W R A V
3. Then simplify the letters into basic shapes
\ / \ / I C \ /— \ \ /
4. Then put those letters together and make a symbol from them. Make the symbol one that you feel comfortable with.
— a way to charge your sigil is to have other people look at it, or you can meditate with it, or sleep with it.
 -Now from this step, you can do one of many things.  Fold it up and bury it, Burn it Rip it to pieces and let the wind carry it off, put it in a river, lake, stream, ect.  rip it, set it in melted candle wax, put in witch bottle.

remember -do not be too vague  - try to be exact  - when finished with the sigil you can place a border around the sigil (triangle/ circle/ square)  -depending on what method you use it’s best to simplify the words  - don’t forget to activate your sigil
A good book to read is :  practical sigil magic by Frater U:.D:.
And it is a good idea to research Austin Osman Spare
Sep 20, 2014 / 5,795 notes

the-darkest-of-lights:

the-darkest-of-lights:

Creating a sigil


A sigil magick is a symbol that you creat that carries your will. For example in this tutorial the sigil will bring bravery.


1. Write out your intention

"I will be brave"


2. Remove all repeating letters

W R A V

3. Then simplify the letters into basic shapes

\ / \ / I C \ /— \ \ /

4. Then put those letters together and make a symbol from them. Make the symbol one that you feel comfortable with.

— a way to charge your sigil is to have other people look at it, or you can meditate with it, or sleep with it.


-Now from this step, you can do one of many things.
Fold it up and bury it, Burn it
Rip it to pieces and let the wind carry it off, put it in a river, lake, stream, ect.
rip it, set it in melted candle wax, put in witch bottle.

remember -do not be too vague
- try to be exact
- when finished with the sigil you can place a border around the sigil (triangle/ circle/ square)
-depending on what method you use it’s best to simplify the words
- don’t forget to activate your sigil

A good book to read is :
practical sigil magic by Frater U:.D:.

And it is a good idea to research Austin Osman Spare

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Sep 20, 2014 / 105,742 notes

foxgoddess:

seoulmama:

thebaptizedagnostic:

innerchrist:

Today is the International Day Against Homophobia. Let’s use it to fight against heterosexism, transphobia, cissexism, and all other forms of oppression. 

:D GUYS. GUYYYYS. ASEXUALLLLSSS. OUR FLAG WAS INCLUDED! 

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WE EXIST TO THESE PEOPLE!!!!  

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Sep 20, 2014 / 22,088 notes
Sep 18, 2014 / 142,500 notes

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Sep 18, 2014 / 269,542 notes
Sep 18, 2014 / 668,194 notes

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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Sep 18, 2014 / 49,695 notes

ribbonsflyingoutthewindow:

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."

gaspGASP

I AM IN LOVE.

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